Info-Boy! a play by Albert Fried-Cassorla --

Readings at the Hedgerow Theatre, May 6 & 8, 2002

 Info-Boy! actors did a great job. The rainbow-hued glasses shown are part of the show -- and actors and audience alike wear them and participate. The Hedgerow takes its readings seriously, even in an evening of serious fun! Shows above are (l. to r. top) Zoran Kovcic, who played Phil, the main character; Tom, who played Jerry, a neophyte infomercial-maker; Kasey Yarnall (with darker hair), who acted as Kari, Phil's demanding daughter; and Hattie Wesleyk, who played Stephanie, the sexy co-host of the show and Phil's amour and co-producer. Not shown is James Cries, who did a fine job as Japanese businessman Jerry Tsai. "Look Japansese, " Zoran requested. James complied!

Info-audience gets its world-view shifted! Whoa! These glasses alter reality during the show, physically and philosophically.

...To really get in the mood for this show, you'll have to elanr the Cool Bluesblockers song. But be warned!I am told that this is an infectious tune. As in "call the CDC." Can't get it out of your head. What kind of monster have I spawned??

 Get Your Cool BluesBlockers!
Music and lyrics by Albert Fried-Cassorla

(If you'd like to actually try playing this on guitar, ask me for a Word version)


A D
1) When you're down in the dumps, and your taking your lumps
A (Audience responds:) A
Get your cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!
D
2) If you're hittin' the rocks cause you house is in hock
A (Audience responds:) A
Get your cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!

E D A
They're the quickest fixin', grin-restorin' Joy unlockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!
A D
3) When de-pression's got ya cracked, Can't find your Prozac --
A (Audience responds:) A
Grab your cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!

A D
4) If you're down in the pits with the terminal zits,
A (Audience responds:) A
Get your cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!
E D A
If your baby says good-bye, Don't drink a can of lye, Get your cool Bluesblockers!
[GUITAR BREAK: A /// D /// A /// A /// D /// A /// E /// D /// A///]

A D
5) When they lay you off, don't get pissed off
A (Audience responds:) A
Try your cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!

D
6) If you can't make her sing, when you're doin ' that thing
A (Audience responds:) A
Get your cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!
E D A
They're the passion-inspirin' joy restorin' -- cool BluesBlockers! (quick segue to…)

E D A
7) Better than huge new pair of plastic knockers -- cool BluesBlockers!
A (Audience responds:) A
cool Bluesblockers! COOL BLUESBLOCKERS!
[End with E /// D /// A /// (pause) D - A]